Saturday, October 13, 2007

"Those gay ninja helmets"

I'll admit it 's jealousy, but I still hate being killed by those guys.

Here's a chart of all the armour types for John Spartan:


EVA looks cool.

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EOD reminds me of Hammerstein from the ABC Warriors.



"Programmed to believe the humans' God is on his side...
...some would say this makes him the worst of all."

I want one of those. And a hammer for a hand.

9 comments:

  1. I've got the scout helmet! No idea where the hell it came from, and don't care. Was running around in it all night last night.

    Must be my unlucky hat or something, because we obviously had a shit night of games after I got there.

    It was all me and munhck and kook1e could do to salvage a couple of wins before bedtime, having all been tempted to follow sud0 to bed (figuratively speaking) after our streak of total ownership.

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  2. Cool, you got the scout helmet when you were awarded the "Used Car Salesman" award, so presumably you were given a blonde wig, a bad mustache and a blue nylon suit at the same time.

    See, getting the used car salesman award in Halo 3 is like making love to a beautiful woman...

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  3. Nice. Do you have a link describing the various criteria to qualify for new armour?

    I know the ninja stuff is for skulls. How do you get the other stuff? I haven't even checked to see if I qualified actually. (Not a chance really I suppose.)

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  4. Thanks for explaining the scout stuff, Swiss.

    Not sure if I have unlocked anything else - still haven't found a skull... don't know if any of you lot are ready to fire up the campaign in legendary yet so we can go hunting for them. Not sure if I want to resort to a guide for it, but am pleased with my scout hat.

    See lots of people running around in the ninja hats - but they have shields and armor just like everyone else's, and die just the same. Some of them are better shots, some of them just have nice hats.

    p.s. on the hammer theme, I played my first ever game of hammerzeit or whatever it is called on social rumble pit. It was a bit confusing - everyone hammering the shite out of each other, but there is a strange sort of rhythm to it, and grenades still work, so managed a couple of kills. Weird.

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  5. I'll be up for Legendary Co-Op once I've finished the single player. Might do a couple of hours tonight, instead of losing at MP.

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  6. I'm up for just playing co op through on normal. At the moment, when I can drag myself away from the multiplayer smorgasborg o' death, I'm somewhere deep deep in a sweaty jungle, a bit lost trying to figure out what Ray Mears was saying about getting a drink out of a creeper.

    Or was that a vine. Wait, did you see that?

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  7. *********************
    SPOILER FILLED POST!

    This is the list of what to do to get the armour. Scrolly down to see it. Look away now if you want to watch the match later.

    Y'know, we could engineer it to get some of these...














    Body Pieces
    Spartan
    EVA……………..Complete Tsavo Highway on Normal, Heroic, or Legendary


    EOD……………..Complete Tsavo Highway on Legendary

    Scout……………Unlock “Too Close to the Sun” Achievement (Destroy an enemy banshee with the Sp’laser or missile pod in a ranked playlist or campaign)

    Flight……………Complete Tsavo Highway on Heroic or Legendary

    Ascetic…………Unlock “Up Close and Personal” Achievement (Kill 5 enemies via melee or assassination in a ranked FFA playlist)

    Commando….Unlock “Triple Kill” Achievement (Get one triple kill)

    Shoulder Pieces
    Spartan
    EVA……………..Complete The Ark on Normal, Heroic, or Legendary

    EOD…………….Complete The Ark on Legendary

    Security……….Earn 750 Gamerscore Points

    Scout……………Unlock “We’re in for some Chop” Achievement (Destroy an enemy vehicle with a piece of equipment in a ranked playlist or campaign)

    Elite
    Flight……………Complete The Ark on Heroic or Legendary

    Ascetic…………Unlock “Overkill” Achievement (Get one overkill)

    Commando….Unlock “Killing Frenzy” Achievement (Get one killing frenzy)


    Head Pieces
    Spartan

    EVA……………..Complete Campaign on Normal, Heroic, or Legendary

    EOD……………..Complete Campaign on Legendary

    Security………..Earn 1,000 Gamerscore Points

    Scout…………….Unlock “Used Car Salesman” Achievement (Destroy an enemy vehicle containing 3 enemies in Campaign or ranked playlists)

    Mark V………….Unlock “UNSC Spartan” Achievement (Reach Sergeant ranking online)

    ODST……………Unlock “Spartan Graduate” Achievement (Earn 5 EXP or complete 10 ranked matches)

    Rogue………….Unlock “Spartan Officer” Achievement (Advance to the Spartan Officer ranks online)

    Elite
    Flight……………Complete Campaign on Heroic or Legendary

    Ascetic………….Unlock “Steppin’ Razor” Achievement (Get one triple kill with an energy sword in ranked FFA)

    Commando….Unlock “Overkill” Achievement (Get one overkill)

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  8. legendary coop should be a fi night. I am up for finishing it on heroic/normal and then getting my a$$ kicked on legendary.

    Its really really hard.. :)

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