A 'Master Chief' signed up to my forum on Tuesday. He never posted anything, so I created a new ID 'Arbiter' and sent him the following PM
Subject: Tally Ho!
Once more unto the breach, dear friend!
See you on the battlefields!
Yours,
Arbiter
Today The Abiter received the following correspondence
Arbiter,
The Chief is away fighting the alien scum right now but he did take time out of his busy schedule to ask me to send you a quick note of gratitude for your recent correspondance. The Chief personally chose you to join his Flood Fighters Fan Club and as luck would have it the price of annual membership is currently down 15%....Finish the Fight only £79.99
2 comments:
Sounds like a bargain.
He sounds like our kind of nutter, sign him up.
Pretty sure it's FictionKite, he's more or less admitted as much to me. In which case, we've already teamed with him.
Feel free to add him. He's a good guy.
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